I Tried to Count How Many Times I Blinked Today

Today, I decided to count how many times I blink.

Big mistake.

I lost count at 37… in the first two minutes.

Then I started blinking on purpose, which made me forget how to blink naturally.

Then my eyes got dry. Then they watered. Then I blinked faster. Then slower.

Then I started wondering if blinking is the body’s way of saying,

“I’m still alive, just bored.”

Moral of the story:

Don’t count your blinks. Just blink and move on.

Anyway, that was today’s chaos.

Catch you tomorrow with something equally pointless but weirdly satisfying.

— Ahmed

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